kylie jenner

plastic.

kylie jenner was floating in the ocean.

calamoogi

a secret way of calling someone a bitch, kinda like a code name for a crush but it’s a code name for a bitch

“hey jess is being a calamoogi be careful”
“ok i’m glad nobody knows what that means or we would be in deeps shit.”

calamooji

the word u call someone when they are being an absolute bitch. you say calamooji because it sounds less harsh but gets the point across.

me: u have been a calamooji lately

u: my bad