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Your Da Sells Avon

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.

by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016

31πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


my ma knows your da

Meaning my mother knows your father. Normally said to a friend.

Im gonna ride the bollocks off yer ma all nite long while shes lying on her side and im spoonin her like i spoon ur da every friday nite! my ma knows your da and im gonna ride the fuck out of ur ma so hard her shit will come out her ears for the next 6 weeks.

by Skitsofrenic mudda fukka November 16, 2007

3πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine

pootie tang phrase apparently meaning "I will perform a physical action on you", such as "I will whip your ass with this belt", or "I will have sex with you".

1. Dick Lechter, you're a bad biddy. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

2. Girl, you've got it going on. I'm gonna sine your pitty on da runny kine.

by WadaTah November 23, 2003

221πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Your da sells avon

Your da sells avon

If you saw someone selling avon in the street, it’s probably Jacob Manners’s dad.
Fuck off daft cunt, your da sells avon

by Stinky homeless bum October 16, 2023