Pagged

In possession of a multitude of spoons

Branden: see Olivia over there, she's totally pagged
Josh: oh jeez yeah, that's a lotta spoons

Grangina

A vagina you would think belongs to a grandma.

Jerome: Man, she is hot as fuck
Richard: yeah, you'd think so but I reckon she has a right grangina

Jazz Apple

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn

Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!