tube steak boogie

To masturbate. 'Nuff said.

After class, I came back to find my room-mate watching midget ass porn while doing the tube steak boogie.

I'm bored. Gonna go pick up a Playboy and do the tube steak boogie to kill some time.

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flashcall

Incident where a large number of people prank call one phone number (usually belonging to a business or organization) to interrupt their operations/service. Similar to a flash mob.

The Game allegedly got his twitter followers to flashcall several LA County Sheriff stations, overwhelming dispatchers and deputies while they were trying to find a missing person and several stolen cars.

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in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

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Earl Weaver

Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda

Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"

Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."

-From the Manager's Corner, 1982

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ping-pong

Cockney rhyming slang for "strong"

He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the nuclear sub. -Barfly Jack

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at&t

phone company (cellular and land line) that screws people out of their money with mediocre service and shitty reception. Sure, they cover 97% of America, but that coverage is only if you have roaming enabled on your phone, and even then you only get one bar.

And then we got the telephone (bill) here, AT&T: American Thieves and Thugs, which is another way of saying more money for the Mafia! -Archie Bunker, All in The Family, S7E18

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Toyota

Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.

Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.

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