Bathtubber

When you take a shit so messy, that you have to turn on the bathtub to clean off.

Friend 1: Hey, we’re gonna be late! Hurry up in there!

Friend 2: Sorry bro, I just took a bathtubber. Looks like it’s gonna be a while.

Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.

Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*

Winger speech

An elaborate, on the fly speech that can cure any kind of tension or anger between friends, family, coworkers, classmates, etc.

Person 1: Jeff, you've got to stop these two from fighting!

Jeff: Don't worry, I'll give them a quick Winger speech. Everything will be fine.