kenneth

a guy whose smile can make your whole day brighter. a little bit weird but makes every moment around him exciting. socially awkward and doesn’t really make eye contact, but when he does, you notice his pretty brown eyes (especially in the sunlight). he’s only kinda cute and always fixes his hair. his face is objectively pretty but he’s got a nice body too (especially his fat ass amiright). makes sex jokes a lot but they’re kinda good sometimes.

me: bro i love kenneth
friend: just stfu already he’s not that great

sdrap

a highly contagious disease
stands for “stanky dry ratchet ass pussy”
pronounced “s-drop”
adverse of WAP

“oh no she has SDRAP! get your protection!”
“they have SDRAP! get some vaseline!”