nyc

nyc where you'll see people having sex in the streets. where you'll see a man peeing to then jerking off. where the road rage is real. and all teens there are fine. you should move to NYC. not no westchester, or new rochelle, and definetely dont move to new jersey even tho its close to new york. dont because new jersey sucks. but when you move to nyc you gotta make sure that you know some slang. also dont go to staten island because if you live in manhattan, the bronx, brooklyn, or queens you would know that we count staten island because we gotta take a fucking boat to get off there, mean while going to other bourors in a car over da bridge. but yeah come move to new york because you will have so much fun her.

kid 1: you here about nyc
kid 2: yeah i asked my mom if we can move there and she said yes
kid 1: imma ask my mom too because i wanna get a nice looking girl
kid 2: thats what im talkin bout yurrrrrrrr