Ayaka

My love Ayaka is literally perfect

A: Aren't Tohma and Ayaka engaged
B: Actually me and Ayaka are engaged
A: Congrats on your relationship!
Later that night....
A:... Alex play "Heather" by Conan Gray

59👍 5👎

Tartaglia

He kinda fine but he's a ginger and gingers aren't hot

A: I WASTED MY PITY ON TARTAGLIA
B: Hahaha couldn't be me

A: Go to hell bitch

42👍 25👎

Bennett

The greatest person to ever be born. Bennett created being adorable and since his friend, Chongyun from Liyue decided to created popsicle as a present for Bennett. Bennett is the leader of and adventure team called Benny's Adventure Team. Bennett is god. He is the epitome of light itself. Bennett is a higher being.

Person A: We should joins Benny's Adventure Team!
Person B: Bennett is really cool and totally awesome!
Person A: Hey, let sacrifice all our belongings and family to Bennett!
Person B: Anything for Bennett

87👍 21👎

DN

Once upon a time, there was a young woman named Candice. You see, Candice had a nut allergy. Candice did not let this get in her way! Candice loved nuts! She loved nuts very much! But, she especially loved her friend, Deez's nuts the best!

A:What's DN?
B: DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF MOFO!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!

Zhongli

Zhongli has a nice ass. And if you think about it, in the au where he's a history teacher and Xiao is his son, technically in that au he is in fact a hot history teacher dilf

A: I JUST PULLED ZHONGLI

B: Lets stare at his ass
A:.......... Wanna make out

67👍 4👎

Albedo

The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.

A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot

99👍 7👎