drunk kiss

When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.

guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.

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