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April

A nice child who is about 13 years old. She plays basketball, practices the clarinet, Everything in between. If she is angered by a kid she will turn the game into dodgeball and directly hit the kid. She is just a kid trying to live life. Very chill

1 year ago, April was randomly on a walk to the park with her basketball. This random kid who passed by and hit her with a skateboard angered her so much that she hit him with the basketball and threw him to the other sidewalk.

by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022


krista lea harrison

a girl who suffered and suffered and suffered. 11 year old who had something to do with 12 year old, Tina Harmon and 10 year old, Deborah Kaye Smith

may they rest in pieces
1969-1981 (Tina)
1972-1982 (Deborah)
1971-1982 (Krista)

Me: krista lea harrison was such a nice girl who was picking up aluminum cans with her friend until someon-
Mom: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

by youtuber1289 April 29, 2022


Susan

The immature girl who made an annoying comment on your meeting

Susan's comment: Well i think that you and you and you are wrong

by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022


14 year old

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night

12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*

by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022


Teacher

Annoying adult who control our chromebooks and when we got a question on a test such as (what is the deepest trench?) all the teachers/adults say, "What is an ocean? now what is the biggest ocean?"

teachers, Please be more useful

by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022


Being a student

Pre-K
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.

Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.

3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.

6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.

9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders

11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours

Being a student is hard. Please homeschool the little children so they don't suffer 12 years in school

18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(

by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022


School

This stupid low quality area that is like a prison. The moment you step in, you lose all your rights and you just have to sit and be quiet. Recess is like the bergen-belsen concentration camp but except in the sun, You spend 7 hours of your life just questioning sanity with these fat fucking losers next to you. You spend the entirety of your day just moving class to class, Building to building.

It is also known as a place where you write and write and write until your hands can't take it anymore but you are still forced to write until your hands fall off. And your locker is usually stuffed with boulder weight books.

Just like a school day, You have 1/213657892187346 chance of getting to watch a movie and if the teacher doesn't like you, You get extra homework that takes you 5 hours to finish. The only thing they teach is irrelevant to the high schoolers or middle schoolers and when you get recess, It is just a sealed in jail like area with only a basketball hoop.

The lunch over there is disgusting and sloppy and if thats not enough, It is watery. All school does is traumatize 10-17 year olds and chips away minutes of our childhood until our innocence is gone forever

PLEASE HOMESCHOOL YOUR CHILDREN

by youtuber1289 May 1, 2022