hoochees

What Daos (the evil guy from Lufia II) calls Maxim and his party when they're just about to pwn him.

Artea - Maxim, Selan can't take much more of this!
Selan - Don't worry about me, Maxim! I can do it!
Maxim - Alright.
Daos - YOU LITTLE HOOCHEES!

43👍 1👎

morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

1228👍 745👎