Hericane

Hurricanes with Female names.
the ones with Male names can remain "HURR"

Hericane Camille

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Foot-cruisin'

when you want to make The Scene, but don't have a car

We were Foot-cruisin' Bob's Big Boy

scammeretto

A male scam artist

The scammeretto took us for a lot of money

unresponsives

those people who, for whatever reason, choose not to respond.
like our local government, who forge ahead while ignoring all those who elected/are paying them

the unresponsives have taken over the project

Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.

when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).

Hopeless Sweethearts

A person who just can't help being a sweetheart

There's nothing to hate about Hopeless Sweethearts.

Alimentary Envy

The Alimentary Canal is where your food goes down. Alimentary Envy is wanting to eat what someone else is eating

That Lasagna caused major Alimentary Envy

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