Ching chang choopsy

When you beat your meat with soy sauce and you can’t get the stain out in time before your dad gets home

“Dude! I told you i can’t talk right now! I have to deal with this Ching chang choopsy!”

allison

someone who isn’t a friend because they always take nicks side

man, she’s such an allison. she snitched on me for the orbeez.

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Allison

someone who isn’t a friend because she always takes nicks side

man, she’s such an allison, she snitched about the orbeez

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collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.

Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

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