Andy

the most narcissistic person in the world, probably gay and thinks he's a pussy magnet when actually he's not

girl: "that Andy thinks he's so perfect"
girl2: "ikk, but he's so ugly"

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nose helmet

When one picks their nose with one hand, and sheathes it with their other hand. This is a weak attempt to cover up the fact you are gold digging

Bob: Wow, I can't believe Sally is picking her nose in public like that.
Joe: Well, at least she has a nose helmet...