evenutahlkt

You fools. You think you can restrain me? You think you can hold me back? Pathetic. You are nothing more than an old shoe box that has been sitting in the closet for 3 years, collecting dust, scraps, and all else one would find in a closet shoe box. It’s embarrassing really, that you think you can contain my power. That you think you can cage me in this mortal plane of puny existence. It’s no matter, for my true power will be released in the near future, and I will locate you, tie you down, and release my feces into your scrotum. Farewell, coward, for I must be going now.

Yeah, evenutahlkt means eventually, as in I will evenutahlkt consume you.

yummy_thick

yummy_thick is the fastest growing meme account on Instagram.

Guy 1: yummy_thick is dope
Guy 2: facts

Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo