douched out

Crazy, whack, or ridiculously stupid.

In "We Made You: The Making of," Eminem speaks of his impersonations of celebrities as being "the most douched out versions of people I could come up with on the spot."

chick ditty

In the same way that "chick lit" and "chick flick" refer to books and movies enjoyed primarily by women, a "chick ditty" is a song that tugs at female heartstrings.

e.g. "Love Story" by Taylor Swift . . . a sweet tune about a modern day Romeo-Juliet entanglement which culminates in a marriage proposal. The song refers to dancing at a ball, love at first sight, stolen kisses, a prince-charming-like Romeo who overcomes every obstacle to marry Juliet, a wedding ring and wedding dress, and a happily ever after. (If you're a girl, wipe away your tears.)

I love that chick ditty!