Whiffle-Whaffle

A whiffle-whaffle is just what it sounds like: someone who wastes time.

Hey Jerry stop being a whiffle-whaffle!

galen

galen is the type of person to look this up im gay

i am Galen and i am gay

Fopdoodle

This is someone who doesn't really matter much. There tend to be a few of those at the office, too, but remember not to let them get under your skin.

If you find that difficult, try calling them a fopdoodle under your breath. It'll do wonders.