fior

*originally adapted from donovan m.*

a way to describe something that is intensely superior to anything in its classification

pronunciation - (f eye orr)
alternate pronunciation - (fee orr)

northern adaptation - (fee orr ehh)

damn chapo this steak is fior!!!

i can't believe the sales we have been seeing at work, shit's fior!!

easily the most fior football game we've ever seen

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seltzer boy

originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.

in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.

he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.

The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.

some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.

we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!

seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym

guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?

guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances

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