shwoop

the sound when something enters something else

guy1: i put it in and it sounded like a shwoop sound
guy2: it did ?
guy1: yah it did.

R0B0T

SOME MECHANICAL THING THAT THE CHINESE MADE TO DESTROY MANKIND. THEY WILL REPLACE MAN. THEY WILL DRIVE MAN TO EXTINCTION. THEY WILL DESTROY HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAST MAN ON EARTH:"AHHHHHHH, IT'S A ROBOT!! RUN!!"
R0B0T:"HUMAN. DESTROY . ALL. MEN. LASERS CHARGING. INICIATING KILL CAMMAND SEQUENCE."
LAST MAN ON EARTH: "NOOOO. DON'T SHOOT MEEE!!!!"
R0B0T:"SHOOTING LASERS."
DEAD SILENCE
R0B0T:"OBJECTIVE COMPLETED."

1👍 1👎

Sir Chadswick

Sir Chadswick is an alpha, evolved, senior version of the Alpha Chad; A true gentleman who is the literal definition of badass. He can be James Bond's twin brother. He is rich. Has a nice humongous long 15 in schlong. Is funny charismatic and enthusiastic. And has a proper English accent.

If you are a Chadswick I envy you.

Breaking News: Sir Chadswick was seen today donating millions of dollars to dozens of charities.