friends

something i dont have, like many people

i dont have friends because i dotn ahng out with anyone outside of school and i dont give a damn enough about anyone to consider them a freind and people dont like me enough to consider me a friend..

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Disney Channel Baby

A child age 11 and up who has been raised watching "kid" shows and has been deprived of knowlege of the real world. usually acts like one would on disney channel shows (such as hannah montana). usually very immature. symptoms include being annoying, not knowing what sex is, not watching anything but disney channel usually, but may watch something else similar, thought disney channel is the worst in my opinion

my friends sister laughs like spongebob and is 12. she has never heard of a republican or democrat and has no idea of what sex really is. she was raised on the new disney channel, whatever year shows such as the suite life of zack and cody or hannah montana. she is a Disney Channel Baby

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girlfriend

something ill never ask because im to much of a pussy to ask girls out even when i know they like me. o well lol

-hey, why dont you ask anita out?
-because she doesnt like me
-yes she does im telling you!
-nah i dont think so
-youre so stupid
-i dont really wanta girlfriend anyway...

actual conversation

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red rings of death

what i got a week before modern warfare 2 came out... not fair

*turns on 360 sees red rings of death in lower right corner*
*calender says november 3rd*
*kills self*

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left 4 dead 2

valves sequel to last years game, left 4 dead. it features new weapons, campaign, characters, and melee combat, such as frying pans (lol) chainsaws, axes, etc. it is supposed to be a much bigger and better game than the first. if this holds true, ill have an orgasm every time i touch the disk

hey did you piss your pants?
no i had an extreme orgasm and jizzed in my pants. its left 4 dead 2s fault

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