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Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 20, 2017


Yuppie

A flamboyant individual or group of young flamboys who exhilirate left winged behavior and walk with a stick up their ass.

"Hey Jimmy Bob you see that there yuppie inside that lil ol' buildin'"

"Yup, the one with his undergarments zipped up his asscrack"

Yuppie: "Hello my kind sssssir, lend you a hand may I with inserting those books into your dewey decimal system"
Yuppie 2: "Why, thank you ssssir, just watch out you don't tip forth my white chocolate grande mocha I purchased, or that will be all my moneys worth my paycheck from the fine water painting gallery art institute"

by z4120 March 20, 2017