religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

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nutsac

1. A scrodum
2. A bag of nuts, usually almonds or macadamias
3. An event or situation that just makes you say "WTF?!"

1. chew on my nutsac.
2. I enjoy a nutsac at the ballpark
3. WTF?! You sure know how to pull a nutsac, nutzak.

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1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

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Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

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Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

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cockfuck

someone whos face looks like it was screwed and jabbed with a black guys horseknob

"Man, that Spicefuck guy looks like a cockfuck"

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404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

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