hoobajoob

A small creature that resembles a gumdrop with tentacles. Hoobaji are native to the planet XX5-Hooba.

Nicole: Hey Paris, have you seen my Hoobajoob?
Paris: Yeah, I kidnapped it and made a sex tape with it.
Nicole: Well, I don't blame you. Once you go gumdrop, you never go back!

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Ho Tendencies

The needs or actions people have that make them seem like a
ho.

1. Dating multiple people
2. Taking a friend's girl/boy
3. Sleeping with a friend's mom
4. Going behind someone's back to date their family member
5. Dating your own family

These are ho tendencies

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