suicide angel

Someone so boring that when he/she shows up, you know your suicide is close.

There comes our suicide angel...

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burderer

A person representing such a burden of boredom that it eventually kills you.

Oh no, that burderer is walking this way!

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bofutt

Bit Own Fingers Unable To Type

A sais: hello?

(after a 5-minute pause)

A sais: hello???
B sais: sorry, bofutt

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shower blowjob

When someone gives you a blowjob and then blows it back all over you, as a sexual prank.

Prostitute: For that money you can have a shower blowjob...
Unaware client: What's that?
(he'll learn really soon...)

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