spielberg

to spielberg is to 1. take a pop at the Germans whenever possible; 2. remove all trace of non-American allies' involvement at D-Day; 3. to wear a crap baseball cap at every inappropriate opportunity; 4. indeed ruin a potentially good story with gallons of syrup; 5. turn suffering into period-porn (see Saving Private Ryan or Schindlers List)

'Did you see that guy's head come off? Private Ryan rocks, dude!!'

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mess

as in jizm, spunk, man-juice, custard, yogurt, any other I could invent given the time...

i've lost me mess all over me best chuff mag

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teethrattler

doing the missus not doggie fashion, but not missionary... kind of while she's turning over.

'jesus slow down, this is a real teethrattler!'

or 'oh god, you made my teeth actually come out of my mouth' if you are older and still sexually keen. or with some kind of oral disease.