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When you cum on a mexican and then roll them in sand.
I got so mad at that mexican bitch that i turmed her into an angry churro.
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A dick trick where a man puts his thumb into his palm, and replaces it with his unerect penis. This makes the illusion that his thumb is fat and wobbly.
Joe: Did you see that guy at the party last night?
Tommy: you mean the one who busted out the broken thumb?
Joe: yeah it was tight.
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A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.
That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.
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