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When you tell some one to eat something that looks like beef and after they eat it you tell them what it really is.
I made some beaver chilly and it smelled delicious, when my friends came over they asked what it was i told them to try some then when they finished a bowl i told them it wasn't beef in it. You just got Taco Bell'd !!!
On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.
great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends
everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve
When someone sends hunderd of farmville request that you have to go through and delete because you don't want to play but don't want to see the number of request anymore.
Man it took me 8 hours to delete all my farmville request your mom really farmville raped me.
When you do something that a stereotypical stoner would do.
Doug won't answer his phone because he can't reach it without getting up.
That is really stonerish.
The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana
Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
Some one who smokes marijuana and has seen every Lord of the Rings movie at least twice and can name every Star Trek character in alphabetical order.
Bill is such a stoner nerd that he watched all the Lord of the Rings movies non stop for a week the only reason he stopped was because he broke his bong with his foam sword he made for LARPing.
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When in a classic smoking circle any question that is not defined in the stoner law is up for discussion among the people in the circle and any professional smokers out side of the circle that you can call like stoner life line. To decide on any stoner related business.
We all got in a circle to do that thing we always do, we decided on what to smoke out of by voting. That's how stonerocracy works.
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