slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

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electron

One of the basic building blocks of the universe. Electrons are negatively charged and have a miniscule mass.

Are electrons waves or particles? Neither.

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wwoof

acronym for Willing Workers On Organic Farms, an organization that connects workers and farms, the general deal being free room and board in exchange for labor.

After I quit this job I'm going to join wwoof Japan and travel a bit.

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Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

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bye

1. a term used when parting.
2. a period of time in sports during the regular competition season in which a team does not compete

1. See ya. Bye.
2. Who's KC playing this week? No one, they've got a bye.

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anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

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squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

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