anonymity

the state of having one's identity concealed

A: Where did you get that information?

B: I'm afraid I have to protect the anonymity of my informant.

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horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

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squirrel

1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person

1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.

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Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

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bye

1. a term used when parting.
2. a period of time in sports during the regular competition season in which a team does not compete

1. See ya. Bye.
2. Who's KC playing this week? No one, they've got a bye.

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bang

1. a loud noise, like a door slamming or a gun going off

2. to have sex with

3. an interjection meaning to happen suddenly

4. to collide with abruptly

5. to strike, making a loud noise

1. I heard a loud bang and ran out to the street to check it out.

2. Yeah, I banged her.

3. I was walking down the street with my lady, and bang, this guy ran by and grabbed her purse.

4. I got drunk last night and banged my knee on a firehydrant.

5. Quit banging that fucking drum.

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steady

unwavering, unchanging, reliable

Hold it steady!

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