go to heaven

When you're almost going to say go to hell to somebody (usually a hot but bitchy girl) , but a split second before, you have a thought that says 'hey, if you say go to hell, you're definetely not going to get laid and it's just because you said go to hell.' So instead you say " Go to heaven!!"

A hot girl says the only way you're getting some is if you watch a shitty movie with her tonight. In response you say... ".... Go to Heaven!!!"

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Nighty Night

1.) When you pre-game like you would if you are going out but instead you go to bed after.

2.) When you have the full intention on going out but you don’t make it past the pregame and you have to get carried to bed.

1.) Bro me and my girl did a little nighty night last might and I woke up still inside her with 15 minutes to get to work.

2.) Watch that dude pull another nighty night tonight lmao.

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