Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

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Rock Star

Someone who plays music for a living and has enough fans to occupy a city bus.

Buy a CD.

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tart kart

Also known as the short bus. Insulting the bus that mentally handicapped kids ride to school.

Did you see the kids getting out of the tart kart this morning.

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slave to the grind

A local coffee shop in Bronxville. Most people who chill at Slave think they’re the center of the known universe, but they’re actually just a collection of high school rejects that found a niche in a local coffeehouse. You can’t take a step in any direction without hearing a group of lazy, spoiled rich kids with the intelligence of 5th graders discussing politics. The money they buy that shitty coffee with is from their doctor parents. “Jet tea” is a fucking slurpee. There’s always a fucking line for the bathroom. People keep stealing the fucking chess pieces so all you can play is checkers, which is all anyone has the IQ to play in there anyway. The people who work there have extreme attitudes, hey, kind of like the entire village of Bronxville itself, and Hitler moustaches should be as required as those lame ass retro green slave to the grind shirts. It is reffered to as slave to the cock

Slave to the ca-ca-ca-ca-cock!!

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Bouncin'

To leave one thing and go to do another; a transistion of action.
To bounce from place to place, go to another location or leave the original location.

My cronnies and I bounced after we laughed it out with some friends at the comedy club.

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zip

An ounce of any kind of illegal drug. Usually used as a code name over the phone by paranoid drug dealers.

"Can you pick me up a zip?"

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tree stump

nickname for a man with a penis that is smaller than the length of his thumb.

George Bush is a tree stump.

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