fruity malooty

A young man who resembles a butler

Zack: Hey, it's a fruity malooty!
Scott: You're right!
Mike: Hey guys, leave me alone!

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CAL

Cyberathelete Amateur League.. where people usually from counter-strike go and compete to see who's the best, full of hackers and full of admins who dont give a shit if you hack... everyone CAL M+ has hackers on their team
consists of these divisions

Cal-O (Open)
Cal-Im (intermediate)
Cal-M (main)
Cal-p
Cal-i (invite)

Dude i just like won playoffs in Cal-p and the finals im goin cal-i lol!!1111111111111111111111111111

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Douchebagery

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.

Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.

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rambunktous

wild and crazy

too hairy to stand

i just took the most rambunktous shit ever!

Eric is so rambunktous, he looks like an ape!

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air quotes

when whilst you are saying something, you hold your the pointer and middle fingers of yoru hands up in the air curled as if to make quotation marks as if to make the thing you said sound peculiar or strange. also used as a taunt.

Martha: wow, its been six years since i have seen you, whatever happened to your (air quotes) band?

Fred: hey! we turned out some really good stuff on our first CD!

Martha: fred, your (air quotes) band was only six guys and some italian stew pots.

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