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A mobile phone app used frequently and often primarily while a person is otherwise occupied in the restroom.
Me: "Man, I passed three levels today on "Candy Bar Smash" while taking a crap today."
Friend: "What the hell is "Candy Bar Smash?"
Me: "Dude, it's the best crapper app ever. You gotta check it out."
Having the ability to spot someone who can speak Spanish. Similar to gaydar. People who have a good hablamay-dar can differentiate between people from India, Phillipines, Thailand, etc., who look like they might have Spanish origins.
Dude, I feel like an ass, I just tried to speak Spanish to that bartender and he told me he was from India. Guess I don't have a very good hablamay-dar.
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Music and songs which make far less sense unless they're listened to on a decent set of headphones. It also helps bigtime to be under the influence of basically ANY mind altering substance when listening to the song/s.
Yo, I listened to 'Zion Train' by Bob Marley last night on headphones, dude. I could hear every cymbal crash, cow bell, bass riff... It was off the wall. Bob was speaking to me, bro. I've listened to that song a million times, but after that smoking out and doing it headphone music style? I realize that Bob was a fucking prophet on Earth, man. Damn this is some good weed.
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A general slurring, stuttering, mispronunciation of words due to an overabundance of alcohol consumption and/or other mind and body altering substances. The word "inebrionics" is an overt combination of the already existing words, "inebriation" and the newly coined, "ebonics."
When a sober/quasi-sober/tipsy person is trying to engage in conversation with a COMPLETELY drunk person who is so drunk that he or she makes no sense at all due to his or her drunkenness, the less drunk of the two would say, "I'm sorry, I couldn't understand what you just said, I don't speak inebrionics."
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The robust and sulfurous stench coupled with a sophomoric, hideous but natural sound which causes the manifestation of the meat casserole fart smell. Also, a fart which smells similar to meat or barbequed meat.
Husband to wife: "I can't imagine why you ordered that pizza with extra meat last night considering the fact that I might go MC on you again..."
Wife to husband: "Oh don't tell me you're going to do THIS again. Last time it was the CHEESE BLASTER. The time before it was the "berry/nut FIASCO," because of that cereal we had from Central Market. Now you're going MEAT CASSEROLE on me? AGAIN?
"Yeah, after the slice of pie I had today, it's gonna smell like your Italian mother's house does during half time watching the Giants game. Listen here, that stromboli does some damage." "Too much friggin' sausage."