PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

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Dee Dee Ramone

Most recognizable bassist for the Ramones, serving from 1976-1989, but also made a few later appearances in concerts with the band. Was a key songwriter for the Ramones, and also terribly underrated. Had a notorious heroin addiction, and also a notorious girlfriend in that of Connie Ramone, a supposed ex-GTO girl of Frank Zappa, who also had a staggering heroin addiction. Dee Dee Ramone died in 2001 from what appeared to be a heroin overdose.

Go check out: Ramones, Ramones Leave Home, Rocket To Russia, Road to Ruin, and IT'S ALIVE!

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CGNU

Crazy-Go-Nuts University, where people such as Strong Bad and The Cheat have graduated. Main sport team: the Golf Club. Mascot: the Dumple!

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club.
Cee! Gee! In!....You! (me?)

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war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

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X-men

A group of mutant superheroes who are all gathered in a "school" (doubling as their headquarters). They fight bad mutants, bad humans, and retards that think they suck on peoples' anal cavities.

"The X-Men are about to kick your ass."

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wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

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cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

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