Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

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candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

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pleezbelieveit

Please Believe It. Meaning, "You better believe it!" Credits to Wheeler High School's Coach Yuhas and the Cross-Country Team.

"We live our lives 3.1 miles at a time. Nothing else matters. PLEEZBELIEVEIT!"

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van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

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Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

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Genuvue

The smart-ass of RoscoGenuvue.cjb.net

"You're a fucking idiot, Rosco."

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Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

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