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Zingified is been amazingly Hot, Sexy, Fit, Beautiful, Ass hot spankableand just full on wow all at once. If your dating a Zingified person your SMV sky rockets.
"Zingified ... ZZZZZZIIIIINNNGGGGIIIIIIFFFFFIIIIEEED! zing...zing...zing"
"yeah i know shes my girlfriend :D"
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A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse
"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"
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Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"
"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
*Swings broom*
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"
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A wild man whore that will sleep with anything and everything going and will do almost anything to get laid.
"i nailed that slut last night"
"thats wrong your a cowboy"
"no we're Cowboys"
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A small annoying person that stinks of B.O and demands hugs
Oh shit here comes the drip she better stay away from me she stinks
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A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse
"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"
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"Listen nto my Banging tunes on mi subwoooofer"
"innit"
"oorrr beee"
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