Guts

Having Guts is arriving late home after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife/girl friend with a broom, and having the guts to say "Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"

"Where the hell have you been ive been waiting all night for you"
*Swings broom*
"eh boy your in big trouble"
*Swings broom again*
MALE REPLYS "Are you still cleaning dear or are you flying off somewhere?"
"OH YOUVE GOT SOME GUTS COMMING BACK HERE!"

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Karl-ness

Karl-ness is Karls own uniqe smell or scent not only resitricted to people with the name Karl. To describe your own scent you simply add ness to the end of your name eg. chris-ness, zak-ness. Everyone has a "ness" some good some bad and some peoples ness smells like shit!

I just caught a strong blast of karls karl-ness

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cockshmire

Another way of calling someone a twat, wanker, gay, cock, dickhead or retard (i commonly use it for retards)

1.What do you think you are doing you cockshmire
2.hahaha look at that cockshmire

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Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse

"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"

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Zingified

Zingified is been amazingly Hot, Sexy, Fit, Beautiful, Ass hot spankableand just full on wow all at once. If your dating a Zingified person your SMV sky rockets.

"Zingified ... ZZZZZZIIIIINNNGGGGIIIIIIFFFFFIIIIEEED! zing...zing...zing"
"yeah i know shes my girlfriend :D"

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Manimal

1.A man that has control over his sexual urges but shares them openly no matter how inappropriate it may be to the situation and aims to fulfil these thoughts.
2. A man that is constantly in Beast Mode
3. A man unfazed by and break up with his woman and is immediatly eyeing up his next "target"
4.A hairy man with long hair and a "Beaver" AKA beard
5.A yetty like woman thats tall and butch and hairy

1."hey so how are youy toda..."
"im gunna fuck you in the arse"
"....Manimal"
2."I cant get out of Beast Mode"
"You must be a manimal"
3."i broke up with my girlfriend last night"
"oh sorry man"
"ahh nver mind....do you think i should go and see if i can get some of her?"
"zak....your a animal...in the form of a man...a Manimal
4.Karl
5."chir watch out the yetty is comming hide"
"I WAS NERLY RAPED BY THAT MANIMAL!"

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Errectile Abuse

Errectile Abuse is any form of attack to a mans crocth or if a man catches or bangs his balls on something, too much Errectile Abuse can cause Errectile Disfunction

"Argh im reciving too much Errectile Abuse this week"

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