that'ld

Contraction of "that would".

If beer was half priced for my birthday, that'ld make my year.

computerware

All hardware and software components of a computer system.

The StrawRaspBananaBerry pie mini computer is a fully open source device as all computerware is under a GPL 2.0 license.

Satan Hellspawn

Something so deprived it belongs in a dumpster fire.

2020 has been a satan hellspawn dumpster fire of a year. Good riddance.