Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

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you ask your mom if she knows your age, she replies with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mistake

Many definitions, but the most used, is yourself

Im a mistake

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Assassin

Two asses in each other

YO ITS DERRICK THE BUTTHOLE ASSASSIN

BeerVyris

Well, as the coronavirus outbreak is still going on, might as well make a joke about it

Yooooooo! David's got BeerVyris ah shit man we's gotta run