Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

grease film

A poorly-produced low budget porno flick; usually done in and around a Canadian trailer park.

“J-Roc’s making his little ‘grease film’ here and he thought it’s appropriate for me to just start slapping that lady on her bum but I’m not comfortable doing that, to tell you the truth.”

“I want nothing to do with your greasy cheesy porn J-Roc.”