Moment of Truth

The time that comes during one's lifetime where God questions your worth; the moment which you must prove your reason for existing.

On D-Day, 1941
Sargeant: "Okay, troops! Here's the moment of truth!"
The soldiers had to prove their existance to God, in this case win the storming of Normandy.

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COBOL

Moste obsolete programming language in human history. Cause of the disease known as "COBOL fingers" where your fingers hurts from writing too many line of useless code, often ends in amputation.

I've wasted many hours learning COBOL

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pop punk

crappy, girly, whiney, try to be punk music

blink 182, good charlotte, simple plan, and new found glory

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Chippyrat

The biggest motherfucking animal on earth that will rip your face off before you can even say fuck that things gonna rip my face off! A chippyrat is 8 miles long and shoots machine guns out of its eyeballs.

Holy fuck thats one bigass chippyrat

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