Demi-husband

When you don’t want to call him a fiancé to your friends and he needs a bit of pandering to, like he’s a Demi-god.

Meet Craig, we’re engaged to be married, like, he’s my demi-husband / Dave’s such a Demi-husband: he can rustle me up the most divine hangover cures known to womankind.

Cuntuppance

When karma does it’s thing to some cunt in relation to an undisclosed number of prior cunty deeds and their day becomes somewhat unjolly to them but jolly to you.

Sinclair got his cuntuppance this morning when the cat puked on the top stair and the dog shat at the bottom of the stairs. And found the water was cut off. And there was no cleaning product in the house.