albino turtle

A procedure in which a person, while skinny dipping, submerges his or herself, while sticking his or her buttocks above the water.

"...and then, our camp councillor totally gave us an albino turtle."

schlifting

When one searches his/her apartment, dorm room, living room, etc. for left over amounts of soda, beer, etc. in left over cans and bottles strewn across the room.

I was so hung over I went schlifting through the old party cans scattered about my room