lolo

Filipino word for "grandfather"

Hawaiian word for "crazy" (found also in the compound word "pakilolo" which means crazyweed or pot)

Yeah, my Lolo is lolo. He smokes pakilolo

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tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

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Fancy Free

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina

"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"

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wiren

A beautiful woman attached to technology, specifically computers.

She is such a wiren...I mean, look, she got that RAM and stuff!

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tbqfh

To be quite frankly honest.

I think she's an ugly ass bitch, tbh

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