Oeuf qui Marche

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"

Oeuf qui Marche ate a sandwich after that intense futboll session

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In Minecraft

A thing you add at the end of a sentence about committing unspeakable crimes

"Yo... this weekend I'm gonna chop up, cook and sell my stepfather... in Minecraft of course."

Vestus

The current god of Veste. He banished the wäsps back to their swämp and introduced the Veste ™ to the country of Vestuvia.

Vestus worked late into the night on his newest Veste