nogging it

When two men who enjoy the company of hands in their b hole decide to swap out the j lube for the best natural alternative - egg nog - this delicious and alcoholic lubricant will ensure both your hands are able to keep nogging it all night long

“honey, i’m going to be late for dinner, me and the man with big hands from the bakery are stuck in a bit of a noggy tangle, can you leave my chicken sandwich in the microwave? ta”

“ADONIS!? can’t you go a single day without nogging it!?

frocking

when two men with circumcised penises want to try docking but do not have the equipment to do so, they purchase a soft fabric (such as silk) and they fashion it into a make shift foreskin allowing them to proceed

dennis “i’m not sure about this one haz, mine looks kinda like a wizard sleeve”
harold “don’t be daft denny that’s how i like it, now let’s get a frocking!”

wank montage

a wank montage consists of dick pics sent in rapid succession to show the process of a penis that is flaccid, to hard, to ejaculation

reuben: “my husband jack is such a dirty cunt, when he goes on work trips he’ll just send me pics of his from soft to cumsplosion and it’s getting old real quick”
yolanda “sis he be wank montageing you, where’s your respect for the arts!?”