utopia

1) A suckbutt online game that causes errors on any Windows XP program.

2) A crackhead who smokes crack until the feeling of joy overcomes the feeling of being a loser who really can't pay their monthly rent fees.

1) This game sucks

2) Don't worry baby I found a great cardboard box by the dumpster yesterday with some curtains it will be so cute!

5👍 21👎

divorce

A legal seperation of the hearts and assets.

AKA I hate you; it's over; get the fuck out; that is all your shit, the rest is mine, you got too fat, I met someone new.

Tom came home after a 3 day crack binge to find all his clothes piled on his wife's front lawn partially burnt as the police served him a with a restraining order obtained by his crackhead wife who had been on a 5 day binge the week before.

43👍 55👎