viagra commercial

An older man with a younger woman

He: "Look at that couple. She looks so much younger than him."
She: "A regular Viagra commercial"

tech date

Getting together with someone, usually of the opposite sex to help repair a computer or some similar technical device. Usually, nothing gets accomplished technically or sexually.

"Dude, I just went over to this chick's apartment to help her with her computer. I spent like 20 hours with the thing and it still doesn't work. I didn't get laid either."

"Oh, I don't go on tech dates anymore."

shareworthy

Something worth sharing via social networks, such as Twitter or Facebook.

her (in status update): Is listening to two 20 something guys give each other relationship advice
him (in comment): Anything shareworthy?

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Gatsby

Someone who doesn't attend his own party or event

"Have you seen Morris? This is supposed to be his party but I don't see him anywhere."
"Gatsby!"

thermostat compatible

when two people are both comfortable at the same indoor temperature

Her: One thing you should know about me, is that I need the temperature to be at least 75 °

Him: Me too! We are thermostat compatible.

racializing

Taking something that has absolutely nothing to do with race and make it about race.

Ken: I think the Iran Deal is dangerous
Julieta: You're a racist!
Ken: What I said had nothing to do with race. Stop racializing.
Julieta: You're a racist!

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racialization

Unjustly accusing someone of racism when the issue has nothing do to with race

"I think the Affordable Care Act is a bad idea."
"You're a racist!"
"What I said has nothing to do with race. What you are doing is called racialization.