Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.

“You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

July 19

Only the realest motherfuckers are born on July 19th. Any other birthday is inferior, with few exceptions, like October 19th. If you were born in July 19th and came here to settle a bet, the other person who’s disagreeing should get motorboated by a porcupine.

Holy shit Joe’s hot, must be because he’s born on July 19th!

“Who’s Joe”
Joe fuckin Momma lmao

142👍 11👎

Ratio

A term used in desperation to get more likes than an opponent in a twitter argument, usually as a last resort when the miserable bastard is losing, out of arguments, and desperate.

CannyAmeoba69: listen dawg just because you make no sense and your argument is retarded doesn’t mean you have to embarrass yourself

SexHaver42069: ratio bozo + L + didn’t ask + fatherless + cope harder + cry more

CannyAmeoba69: are you even old enough to be using Twitter

Horsed

Typically used when someone gets fucking dunked on, and their career absolutely ended

Most common uses:
1) when someone gets their ass beat

2) when someone is roasted to the point that their morals die

“Aye Did you see the fight? Jay got fucking horsed”

lgts

Lets get this shit.

“Game day, pussy farts. Lgts.”