ytppl

Abbreviation for 'white people.' Less than complimentary. Not a racial slur, more of a term of ridicule.

"Yo! I'm going skiing this weekend!"
"Skiing? Man, dat some ytppl shit!"

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Screedname

Derogatory name given to public figures by wingnut radio commentators.

Hillary Rotten Clinton, Communist Network News are screednames used by wingnut radio screedster Mark Levin.

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Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.

"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"

BUFF

Acronym for "Big Ugly Fat Fucker', which is what the US Air Force B-52 is called by those who fly it.

Cool Air Force flyby at the parade - there was a BUFF, a BONE, a STINKBUG and two MUDHENS.

iPhonegasm

The unmitigated joy of having the latest iPhone 3G s, especially when using the newest features.

Cutting! Pasting! Videoing! I'm having an iPhonegasm!

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ding wa

Fake Chinese word for "telephone" or "phone number."

"Call text my ding wa."
"Can I have your ding wa?" or more simply, "Ding wa?"

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flying bravo

Bravo is the international maritime signal flag which is solid red. When flown, it means, "I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods." When a woman is on her period, she can be said to be "flying bravo."

"How was your date with Sally?" "Fine. She was flying Bravo, though, so we just watched a movie."