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Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021


Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 22, 2021


Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021


Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021